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The Sport Superlatives- Issue No. 42
Birthdays, Bribes and Baseball
Superlative Staff
October 18, 2024
October 18, 2024
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Most Likely to Help a Teammate: Micah Parsons
A few weeks ago, during the Cowboys game against the NY Giants, Cornerback Trevon Diggs went down on the field with what appeared to be a cramp in his calf. But not to fear, teammate Micah was there! The linebacker stopped to massage and add pressure to his teammateâs calf to help until the trainers were able to get there. What a good teammate!
Most Likely to Help an Opponent: CoCo Gauff
Now you all know by now that we never shy away from celebrating our girl Coco. During the China Open, she was set to face off against Naomi Osaka in a much anticipated showdown. Unfortunately, Naomi had to retire from the match after sustaining an injury to her lower back. After the match was called, Coco offered to help Naomi with her bag. We love to see good sportsmanship!
đ Liberty, Liberty, Libertyyyy: Uh Oh! Elimination bells are ringing! The NY Liberty are now up 2 games to 1 in the WNBA Finals against the Minnesota Lynx, after a stunning Game 3 on Wednesday night. During the game, the Liberty executed a comeback win that ended in a last second, logo 3-pointer fromâŚsurprise, surprise⌠Sabrina Ionescu. While Sabrina had an otherwise quiet night, she definitely woke up to call âgameâ (maybe being named to the All-WNBA second team lit a fire under her?). Either way, itâs now the Minnesota Lynx who will have to fight for their lives to stave off elimination. Luckily for them, they have a homecourt crowd that they can lean on. Letâs see what happens to a big cat when itâs back is against the wallâŚWhat yâall think? Fight or flight?
âžď¸ Bases Loaded: Speaking of eliminationsâŚ.weâre getting down to the wire with the baseball division semifinals. Luckily for these MLB lads, their series are best of 7 games. We feel like that gives them time to get adjusted, and really get things rightâŚ.or wrong.
LA Dodgers vs NY Mets: The Dodgers are in command of this series, 3-1, and have pushed the Mets to the brink of elimination. While this is no surprise, (the real surprise is that the Mets are still around at this late hour in the postseason) that doesnât mean the series is over. The two teams play again tonight, and we donât think the Mets will go quietly into that postseason vacation. Something in that NY water creates fighters (âŚin puffer coats and Timbs). Weâll see if the Mets can fight to see the sun rise on the Dodgers Stadium [at least] one more time.
NY Yankees vs Cleveland Guardians: Yes, weâre tired of talking about NY sports, but alas, the post season has been kind to them. Anwho, the Yankees are up 2-1 in this series. The two teams will play Game 4 in Cleveland tonight, where the Guardians will seek to run back their efforts from Game 3, (maybe in regulation this time?) and the Yankees will seek to regain their composure. If home field advantage has anything to say, the Guardians are in a good place; however, if talent prevails, the Yankees will be back in the World Series before you can say â28 titlesâ!
đ Happy Birthday to Youuuuu: Last Sunday Dallas Cowboysâ owner, Jerry Jones, celebrated his 82nd birthday. How did he celebrate this milestone? By watching his team lose in spectacular fashion, of course! The Detroit Lions came into the Dallas Cowboysâ stadium and absolutely annihilated them. The Lions scored 47 to the Cowboysâ 9. Nope thatâs not a typo⌠during an NFL game, a team only scored 9 points. Now the Lions are playing like really, really well this season with a 4-1 record, but this game put the Cowboys lack of defense on display. They just couldnât stop the Lions. Not that their offense was much better⌠Welp at least theyâre headed into their bye week. They clearly need this time to reflect, get their ish together, and stop getting embarrassed in their own home.
đŽđť Paying the Price: Former NFL quarterback, Jay Cutler, was recently arrested in Franklin, Tennessee. While under the influence, Cutler allegedly rear-ended another vehicle causing a minor car accident. The 12-year NFL veteran attempted to bribe the other driver with $2k but the other driver decided that secrecy wasnât their thing and called the police. A flee attempt by Cutler, police car search, and blood test later, Cutler was taken into custody. He was later charged with DUI, failure to exercise due care to avoid a collision, implied consent, and possession of a handgun while under the influence. He was later released on a $5k bond. He should probably just call an uber next time or up the ante of the bribe to a $5k minimum.
đđ§ĄSuperfan Status Unlocked: If there are only 2 things Spike Lee is known for, it is film-making and his passion for the NY Knicks. Itâs almost guaranteed that you will catch Spike Lee courtside at most home games, dressed in the teamsâ colors or merch. Well his loyalty is finally being rewarded⌠not with a championship win, but the next best thing⌠for him. Spike is being inducted into the Naismith Basketball Hall of Fame as a Superfan. Who knew being a fan could get you some recognition? Lee was in the arena when the Knicks won their first championship in 1970 and believes that in 2024 they can do it all again. He deserves this award because that is certainlyâŚthe hopeful thinking (read: delulu) of a dedicated fan.
đŹ Like a Grown Man in a Candyland: Apparently, Seattle Seahawks wide receiver, DK Metkalf, is a poster child for raw talent, because this manâs diet is absolute trash. In an interview with Kevin Garnett, DK was asked about the importance of nutrition, to which his reply was basically âIâll give it a 1 out of 10â. Metkalf went on to describe how his day consisted of eating bags of candy and drinking coffee. Not to worry, he did say he likes to sprinkle in a full meal for dinner just to add a little razzle dazzle. So, basically this 26 year-old man is eating the ideal diet of my 3-year old (minus the coffee). Well, if it ainât broke⌠it will be at age 30 (just kidding). We just hope that he has a good dentist on hand.
Your sports term of the week is: And 1
In basketball, an âAnd 1â occurs when a player gets fouled while shooting the ball, makes the shot, AND still gets to shoot ONE additional free throw. If the free throw is made, this results in a three-point play or four-point play (depending on whether the player was shooting a 2 pointer or 3 pointer originally).
IRL Example: Imagine you pitch a great idea to your team, and it not only gets approved (the basket), but also earns you recognition and a bonus (the free throw). Itâs looking like a Win-Win!
Feel that chill in the air? Itâs officially hoodie season! Looking for ways to style this cozy closet staple? Letâs get inspo from a couple of our favs:
We are feeling this look from 76ers rookie, Jared McCain. The muted camo print paired with the Essentials hoodie make this a great Fall look. You feeling it too? Here are the links to add them to your closet:
We also love how OKC Thunderâs Jalen Williams rocked a vintage Southpole hoodie with a pair of wide leg cuffed jeans. Itâs so simple that itâs an easy weekend go-to.
We like this pair from Urban Outfitters -the length and cuff are * chefâs kiss *
Go ahead & pair these with your favorite hoodie or save your coins & âborrowâ your manâs hoodie - you will rock it better anyway sis!
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